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Date: 26 Dec 2006 09:40:16
From: Danny
Subject: Best wishes...
From us ("the wishors") to you ("hereinafter called
the wishee"):

Please accept without obligation, explicit or
implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally
conscious, socially responsible, politically correct,
low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration
of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the
most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion
or secular practice of your choice, with respect for
the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions.

Please also accept, under aforesaid waiver of
obligation on your part, our best wishes for a
financially successful, personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of
this calendar year of the Common Era, but with due
respect for the calendars of all cultures or sects,
and for the race, creed, colour, age, physical
ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform
or dietary preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting you acknowledge that:

This greeting is subject to further clarification or
withdrawal at the wishor's discretion.

This greeting is freely transferable provided that no
alteration shall be made to the original greeting and
that the proprietary rights of the wishor are
acknowledged.

This greeting implies no warranty on the part of the
wishors to fulfill these wishes, nor any ability of
the wishors to do so, merely a beneficent hope on the
part of the wishors that they in fact occur.

This greeting may not be enforceable in certain
jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not
be binding upon certain wishees in certain
jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion
of the wishors.

This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably
may be expected within the usual application of good
tidings, for a period of one year or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever
comes first.

The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited
replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at
the sole discretion of the wishor.

Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father
Christmas", "Our Saviour", or any other festive
figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive,
shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in
respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights
in any referenced third party names and images are
hereby acknowledged.

--
Regards, Danny

http://www.gaggia-espresso.com (a purely hobby site)
http://www.malabargold.co.uk (UK/EU ordering for Malabar Gold blend)





 
Date: 27 Dec 2006 08:39:40
From: GeeDubb
Subject: Re: Best wishes...
"Danny" <danny@nospam.gaggia-espresso.com > wrote in message
news:4vc8u3F1bon85U1@mid.individual.net...
> From us ("the wishors") to you ("hereinafter called
> the wishee"):

wishee becoming the wishor, best wishes back to you Danny

Gary

>
> Please accept without obligation, explicit or
> implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally
> conscious, socially responsible, politically correct,
> low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration
> of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the
> most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion
> or secular practice of your choice, with respect for
> the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
> others, or their choice not to practice religious or
> secular traditions.
>
> Please also accept, under aforesaid waiver of
> obligation on your part, our best wishes for a
> financially successful, personally fulfilling and
> medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of
> this calendar year of the Common Era, but with due
> respect for the calendars of all cultures or sects,
> and for the race, creed, colour, age, physical
> ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform
> or dietary preference of the wishee.
>
> By accepting this greeting you acknowledge that:
>
> This greeting is subject to further clarification or
> withdrawal at the wishor's discretion.
>
> This greeting is freely transferable provided that no
> alteration shall be made to the original greeting and
> that the proprietary rights of the wishor are
> acknowledged.
>
> This greeting implies no warranty on the part of the
> wishors to fulfill these wishes, nor any ability of
> the wishors to do so, merely a beneficent hope on the
> part of the wishors that they in fact occur.
>
> This greeting may not be enforceable in certain
> jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not
> be binding upon certain wishees in certain
> jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion
> of the wishors.
>
> This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably
> may be expected within the usual application of good
> tidings, for a period of one year or until the
> issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever
> comes first.
>
> The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited
> replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at
> the sole discretion of the wishor.
>
> Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father
> Christmas", "Our Saviour", or any other festive
> figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive,
> shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in
> respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights
> in any referenced third party names and images are
> hereby acknowledged.
>
> --
> Regards, Danny
>
> http://www.gaggia-espresso.com (a purely hobby site)
> http://www.malabargold.co.uk (UK/EU ordering for Malabar Gold blend)
>



 
Date: 26 Dec 2006 11:31:12
From: Johnny
Subject: Re: Best wishes...

"Danny" <danny@nospam.gaggia-espresso.com > wrote in message
news:4vc8u3F1bon85U1@mid.individual.net...
> From us ("the wishors") to you ("hereinafter called
> the wishee"):
>
<snip/ >

Right you are then :-)