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Date: 26 Jul 2007 15:49:36
From: bernie
Subject: You seen my contractor??
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I'm missing a contractor. The one that has been v-e-r-y slowly putting
together our bakery. The walk-in freezer is up and running but he needs
to tweak the set points. The new tile floor is layed but he needs to
finish up with the sheets of washable wallboard and install the cove
base. The new and improved wet fire suppression system is installed but
he needs to make the tie-in to the HVAC. The three-compartment sink is
sitting in the middle of the room and needs to be installed after he has
the water lines run. As well as the handwash sink. As well as the
vegetable sink. They delivered the 40gallon Davrick bagel boiler
yesterday. As the guy was coming down with the liftgate and exclaiming
how heavy that thing is I was seized with the thought that I hadn't
measured to see if it would fit through the door. Whew. The good Lord
must like bagels 'cause it fit easily. The equipment guy in El Paso
called to say the new rollers and conveyor belts were in and being
installed on the bagel cutter and former machines. The baker called and
said she is okay with the schedule but is looking forward to not having
to drive 160 miles roundtrip to bake for her local catering business.
The newly opened european grill and the not-quite-as-new italian place
are both asking when the wholesale gelato will be available. The only
one who hasn't called is the contractor. If you see him tell him those
bagels won't boil themselves.
Bernie
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Date: 30 Jul 2007 00:44:55
From: Barry Jarrett
Subject: Re: You seen my contractor??
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On Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:49:36 -0600, bernie <bdigman@zianet.com > wrote:
>I'm missing a contractor. The one that has been v-e-r-y slowly putting
>together our bakery.
he wouldn't be the one who was working on prof brian's kitchen, would
he?
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Date: 29 Jul 2007 23:29:45
From: Marshall
Subject: Re: You seen my contractor??
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On Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:49:36 -0600, bernie <bdigman@zianet.com > wrote:
>I'm missing a contractor. The one that has been v-e-r-y slowly putting
>together our bakery. The walk-in freezer is up and running but he needs
>to tweak the set points. The new tile floor is layed but he needs to
>finish up with the sheets of washable wallboard and install the cove
>base. The new and improved wet fire suppression system is installed but
>he needs to make the tie-in to the HVAC. The three-compartment sink is
>sitting in the middle of the room and needs to be installed after he has
>the water lines run. As well as the handwash sink. As well as the
>vegetable sink. They delivered the 40gallon Davrick bagel boiler
>yesterday. As the guy was coming down with the liftgate and exclaiming
>how heavy that thing is I was seized with the thought that I hadn't
>measured to see if it would fit through the door. Whew. The good Lord
>must like bagels 'cause it fit easily. The equipment guy in El Paso
>called to say the new rollers and conveyor belts were in and being
>installed on the bagel cutter and former machines. The baker called and
>said she is okay with the schedule but is looking forward to not having
>to drive 160 miles roundtrip to bake for her local catering business.
>The newly opened european grill and the not-quite-as-new italian place
>are both asking when the wholesale gelato will be available. The only
>one who hasn't called is the contractor. If you see him tell him those
>bagels won't boil themselves.
>Bernie
You will probably find him across town working on the project that has
a penalty clause for late completion. :-)
Marshall
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Date: 29 Jul 2007 18:28:24
From: FERRANTE
Subject: Re: You seen my contractor??
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>one who hasn't called is the contractor. If you see him tell him those
>bagels won't boil themselves.
>Bernie
Bernie,
I hate to tell you this, but I met him in an adult bookstore and we
went to a motel after that. He used your money to pay for it and after
one night, we knew that we were in love.
We are both on a flight to Fuji as I type these words. He wanted me
to tell you he is sorry, but this was unexpected and even his wife and
children don't know. Could you please tell them?
Bernie, please try and understand and if it had not been for you, he
would not have been in that area and he and I would never have met.
Please know that as long as we both shall live (together), we will
fondly remember you as our own "cupid."
Mark Ferrante
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Date: 27 Jul 2007 08:40:26
From: Frank103
Subject: Re: You seen my contractor??
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Bernie, no problem. Call ICE and ask when Julio will be released. If they
say he's being deported, just do what every other self-respecting American
businessman would do. Drive to your nearest Home Depot and get another
contractor. Sheesh, do I have to tell you everything?
"bernie" <bdigman@zianet.com > wrote in message
news:46a916ef@nntp.zianet.com...
> I'm missing a contractor. The one that has been v-e-r-y slowly putting
> together our bakery. The walk-in freezer is up and running but he needs to
> tweak the set points. The new tile floor is layed but he needs to finish
> up with the sheets of washable wallboard and install the cove base. The
> new and improved wet fire suppression system is installed but he needs to
> make the tie-in to the HVAC. The three-compartment sink is sitting in the
> middle of the room and needs to be installed after he has the water lines
> run. As well as the handwash sink. As well as the vegetable sink. They
> delivered the 40gallon Davrick bagel boiler yesterday. As the guy was
> coming down with the liftgate and exclaiming how heavy that thing is I was
> seized with the thought that I hadn't measured to see if it would fit
> through the door. Whew. The good Lord must like bagels 'cause it fit
> easily. The equipment guy in El Paso called to say the new rollers and
> conveyor belts were in and being installed on the bagel cutter and former
> machines. The baker called and said she is okay with the schedule but is
> looking forward to not having to drive 160 miles roundtrip to bake for her
> local catering business. The newly opened european grill and the
> not-quite-as-new italian place are both asking when the wholesale gelato
> will be available. The only one who hasn't called is the contractor. If
> you see him tell him those bagels won't boil themselves.
> Bernie
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Date: 29 Jul 2007 15:24:15
From: daveb
Subject: Re: You seen my contractor??
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WOW!
Fairly racist.
"Frank103" <frank103@cox.net > wrote in message
news:Uloqi.2952$Uz4.2285@newsfe19.lga...
> Bernie, no problem. Call ICE and ask when Julio will be released. If they
> say he's being deported, just do what every other self-respecting American
> businessman would do. Drive to your nearest Home Depot and get another
> contractor. Sheesh, do I have to tell you everything?
>
> "bernie" <bdigman@zianet.com> wrote in message
> news:46a916ef@nntp.zianet.com...
>> I'm missing a contractor. The one that has been v-e-r-y slowly putting
>> together our bakery. The walk-in freezer is up and running but he needs
>> to tweak the set points. The new tile floor is layed but he needs to
>> finish up with the sheets of washable wallboard and install the cove
>> base. The new and improved wet fire suppression system is installed but
>> he needs to make the tie-in to the HVAC. The three-compartment sink is
>> sitting in the middle of the room and needs to be installed after he has
>> the water lines run. As well as the handwash sink. As well as the
>> vegetable sink. They delivered the 40gallon Davrick bagel boiler
>> yesterday. As the guy was coming down with the liftgate and exclaiming
>> how heavy that thing is I was seized with the thought that I hadn't
>> measured to see if it would fit through the door. Whew. The good Lord
>> must like bagels 'cause it fit easily. The equipment guy in El Paso
>> called to say the new rollers and conveyor belts were in and being
>> installed on the bagel cutter and former machines. The baker called and
>> said she is okay with the schedule but is looking forward to not having
>> to drive 160 miles roundtrip to bake for her local catering business. The
>> newly opened european grill and the not-quite-as-new italian place are
>> both asking when the wholesale gelato will be available. The only one who
>> hasn't called is the contractor. If you see him tell him those bagels
>> won't boil themselves.
>> Bernie
>
>
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Date: 31 Jul 2007 11:39:12
From: GeeDubb
Subject: Re: You seen my contractor??
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"daveb" <davebobbl@gmail.com > wrote in message
news:13apqb43jc3cub4@corp.supernews.com...
> WOW!
> Fairly racist.
but extremely accurate
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Date: 26 Jul 2007 15:32:25
From: DavidMLewis
Subject: Re: You seen my contractor??
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On Jul 26, 2:49 pm, bernie <bdig...@zianet.com > wrote:
> I'm missing a contractor.
Well, since you're in New Mexico it probably isn't because the surf's
up the way it is here. And it isn't a painter, so drugs are less
likely to be involved. Can't help you, sorry. Good luck, though; the
world can always use more decent bagels.
Best,
David
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Date: 26 Jul 2007 15:40:48
From: Ogre
Subject: Re: You seen my contractor??
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DavidMLewis wrote:
> On Jul 26, 2:49 pm, bernie <bdig...@zianet.com> wrote:
>> I'm missing a contractor.
>
> Well, since you're in New Mexico it probably isn't because the surf's
> up the way it is here. And it isn't a painter, so drugs are less
> likely to be involved. Can't help you, sorry. Good luck, though; the
> world can always use more decent bagels.
Maybe he's a Harry Potter fan.
--
Ogre
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