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Date: 09 Aug 2006 18:03:30
From: Brian
Subject: What's the most humorous experience/s you've had with drinking or making coffee?


What is, or have so far been the most humorous only experience/s
(whatever your own
definition of that is) that you've had so far, while you were either
making and / or drinking
coffee and please elaborate on what the humorous circumstance/s of the
situation/s were.





 
Date: 09 Aug 2006 23:43:28
From: pltrgyst
Subject: Re: What's the most humorous experience/s you've had with drinking or making coffee?


On 9 Aug 2006 18:03:30 -0700, "Brian" <white.litening@gmail.com > wrote:

>What is, or have so far been the most humorous only experience/s
>(whatever your own
>definition of that is) that you've had so far, while you were either
>making and / or drinking
>coffee and please elaborate on what the humorous circumstance/s of the
>situation/s were.

We keep a large salt pig full of coarse kosher salt on our kitchen counter.
Every now and then when we haven't anticipated what might happen, a guest will
load up his coffee cup with "sugar".

Of course, it's not so funny when you have to clean up the spew...

-- Larry



  
Date: 10 Aug 2006 11:20:50
From: David
Subject: Re: What's the most humorous experience/s you've had with drinking


pltrgyst wrote:
> On 9 Aug 2006 18:03:30 -0700, "Brian" <white.litening@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> What is, or have so far been the most humorous only experience/s
>> (whatever your own
>> definition of that is) that you've had so far, while you were either
>> making and / or drinking
>> coffee and please elaborate on what the humorous circumstance/s of the
>> situation/s were.
>
> We keep a large salt pig full of coarse kosher salt on our kitchen counter.
> Every now and then when we haven't anticipated what might happen, a guest will
> load up his coffee cup with "sugar".
>
> Of course, it's not so funny when you have to clean up the spew...
>
> -- Larry
>

Is the pig made of salt? If so, where can i get one.


  
Date: 10 Aug 2006 05:35:50
From: Natarajan Krishnaswami
Subject: Re: What's the most humorous experience/s you've had with drinking or making coffee?


On 2006-08-10, pltrgyst <pltrgyst@spamlessxhost.org > wrote:
> large salt pig full of coarse kosher salt

But is it still kosher, though?



N., unable to resist the double pun


 
Date: 10 Aug 2006 08:52:28
From: Dan Bollinger
Subject: Re: What's the most humorous experience/s you've had with drinking or making coffee?


> What is, or have so far been the most humorous only experience/s
> (whatever your own
> definition of that is) that you've had so far, while you were either
> making and / or drinking
> coffee and please elaborate on what the humorous circumstance/s of the
> situation/s were.

One morning, I got up a little earlier than usual. Prepared to pull my espresso
just like I always do, grind, level, tamp, all on automatic since I'm still half
asleep. I watched as a gorgeous pull of crema-enriched espresso drizzled out of
the PF. My mouth started watering, it was that good of a pull. Cleaned the PF
and then grabbed my demi-tassa. It was empty! When I had watched the espresso
pour it had poured directly into the drain tray. Dang.

Dan



  
Date: 10 Aug 2006 08:40:18
From: GeeDubb
Subject: Re: What's the most humorous experience/s you've had with drinking or making coffee?



"Dan Bollinger" <danNObollinger@insightSPAMbb.com > wrote in message
news:kZCdnWkJUsWQsUbZnZ2dnUVZ_rydnZ2d@insightbb.com...
>> What is, or have so far been the most humorous only experience/s
>> (whatever your own
>> definition of that is) that you've had so far, while you were either
>> making and / or drinking
>> coffee and please elaborate on what the humorous circumstance/s of the
>> situation/s were.
>
> One morning, I got up a little earlier than usual. Prepared to pull my
> espresso just like I always do, grind, level, tamp, all on automatic since
> I'm still half asleep. I watched as a gorgeous pull of crema-enriched
> espresso drizzled out of the PF. My mouth started watering, it was that
> good of a pull. Cleaned the PF and then grabbed my demi-tassa. It was
> empty! When I had watched the espresso pour it had poured directly into
> the drain tray. Dang.
>
> Dan

BTDT

and making a vac pot of coffee with freshly roasted coffee at 9100 feet and
watching the top pot bloom all over the stove top before I could get it off
the flame.....

Gary



   
Date: 10 Aug 2006 13:59:03
From: Neal Reid
Subject: Re: What's the most humorous experience/s you've had with drinking or making coffee?


> >> What is, or have so far been the most humorous only experience/s
> >> (whatever your own
> >> definition of that is) that you've had so far, while you were either
> >> making and / or drinking
> >> coffee and please elaborate on what the humorous circumstance/s of the
> >> situation/s were.
> >
> > One morning, I got up a little earlier than usual. Prepared to pull my
> > espresso just like I always do, grind, level, tamp, all on automatic since
> > I'm still half asleep. I watched as a gorgeous pull of crema-enriched
> > espresso drizzled out of the PF. My mouth started watering, it was that
> > good of a pull. Cleaned the PF and then grabbed my demi-tassa. It was
> > empty! When I had watched the espresso pour it had poured directly into
> > the drain tray. Dang.
> >
> > Dan
>
> BTDT
Early mornings - before your first cup...
Fill cup with hot water, go fill PF
Throw water down sink, pull shot, go get milk for cappa
Throw water down sink - opps, did that step - at least savour
the smell as the shot drains away!

--
M for N in address to mail reply


 
Date: 10 Aug 2006 22:02:02
From: Don C.
Subject: Re: What's the most humorous experience/s you've had with drinking or making coffee?


The funny part of that thread being the OP's utter cluelessness in
thinking that they were being rude to him and not the other way around.
I used to think that the 'ugly american' label was somewhat undeserved
and outdated but he makes me embarrassed for my nationality. No wonder
we have such a poor world image with cultural representatives like him
around.

My best too little caffeine to make coffee story came when I went to
add my coffee to the FP pot but forgot to grind it first. No problem,
right? Just dump the beans into the grinder and start over. Only
problem was the water in the FP pot which ended up in the grinder with
the beans.

Steve wrote:
> On 9 Aug 2006 18:03:30 -0700, "Brian" <white.litening@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >What is, or have so far been the most humorous only experience/s
> >(whatever your own
> >definition of that is) that you've had so far, while you were either
> >making and / or drinking
> >coffee and please elaborate on what the humorous circumstance/s of the
> >situation/s were.
>
> As of now, I gotta go with sipping coffee and reading a thread about
> taking one's shoes of in a French Starbucks. Hilarious!



  
Date: 11 Aug 2006 17:27:42
From: Steve
Subject: Re: What's the most humorous experience/s you've had with drinking or making coffee?


On 10 Aug 2006 22:02:02 -0700, "Don C." <DonRCummings@gmail.com >
wrote:

>The funny part of that thread being the OP's utter cluelessness in
>thinking that they were being rude to him and not the other way around.
> I used to think that the 'ugly american' label was somewhat undeserved
>and outdated but he makes me embarrassed for my nationality. No wonder
>we have such a poor world image with cultural representatives like him
>around.

The OP is surely trolling.
That being said, our country is one of the few industrialized nations
without an education system that teaches additional language skills or
functional geography as a required part of the curriculum.
The result should come as no surprise.



 
Date: 10 Aug 2006 18:57:25
From: Steve
Subject: Re: What's the most humorous experience/s you've had with drinking or making coffee?


On 9 Aug 2006 18:03:30 -0700, "Brian" <white.litening@gmail.com >
wrote:

>What is, or have so far been the most humorous only experience/s
>(whatever your own
>definition of that is) that you've had so far, while you were either
>making and / or drinking
>coffee and please elaborate on what the humorous circumstance/s of the
>situation/s were.

As of now, I gotta go with sipping coffee and reading a thread about
taking one's shoes of in a French Starbucks. Hilarious!